How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
OH MY GOD.
HAHAHAHAHA NOOOFUCK WHOEVER MADE THIS
HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU
(Source: thejediramblings)
1997 leonardo can get it
I watch that movie omg a-maxing movie
2013 leonardo can get it
Leo in every year if his life can get it
Can’t get an oscar though
(Source: hydrotoxicity)
i’m not saying i’m batman but answer me this have you ever seen me and batman in the same room
(Source: lennonisheroin)
if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.
Emma Watson at The Bling Ring Premiere, Cannes Festival (May 16, 2013)
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
(Source: thetextpostsfromhell)