onlylolgifs:

Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing

austin:

"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"

rich

So la da di da di, we like to party, 

Dancing with Miley

(Source: pkparaiso.com)

shinykaito:

Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut. 

Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.

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talonflarne:

if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”

(Source: deddene)

hancljob:

wtf is homecoming?? who is coming home??? where have they been??? did they bring souvenirs??

owlmylove:

shslequius:

"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

what have you done

literallyrad:

"you support gay rights so you must be gay"

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

i dropped my iphone 5s in the toilet today and i’m so scared

huge-motha-fuckin-snake:

gi-nnyweasley:

harry-ron-andhermione:

professorgilderoy-lockhart:

enemiesofthe-heir:

thechamberofsecrets:

has been opened

shit

don’t worry i’ve got this

no fuck you 

can someone help me rn

HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS

googlestaffofficial:

if multiple girls named paige hang out together is it called a chapter?

(Source: barackobotm)

schoolofstitchcraft:

Rosie finally opens her mouth and it’s fucking flawless.

(Source: itseulonzobitch)

haramipakistani:

sm0keblunts:

fandom-of-everything:

awesomephilia:

what if everything you see right now is just a hallucination caused by inhaling oxygen

Is that why when you stop breathing you black out. 

GUYS STOP MAKING ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE

im not surprised when tumblr people are failing classes cause you guys are dumb as fuck

(Source: dutchster)

unluckycharmxo:

stingraye:

maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago

that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too

Harry Potter - Golden Snitch